Felicia. Flo. Flopez. Fofo. Me.

May 23

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

May 23
???? my eyes are floating above my hat

???? my eyes are floating above my hat

May 23
May 23

AHH THIS IS NOT OKAY I AM CRYING

May 23
foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve
but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars
like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow
like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

I can’t. kittendesu deleted their url! XD

foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

I can’t. kittendesu deleted their url! XD

May 23
operationredscare:

tastefullyoffended:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

tonsoftreble:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY SCREW THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FREAKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING  WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS CRAP. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

HOW ARE YOU DANCING TO MASTER OF THE HOUSE THIS IS NOT A DANCEABLE SONG

YOU CAN’T DANCE TO WEDDING MARCH THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE STOP

omg the Ping-Pong Song is hilarious with this

operationredscare:

tastefullyoffended:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

tonsoftreble:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY SCREW THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FREAKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING  WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS CRAP. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

HOW ARE YOU DANCING TO MASTER OF THE HOUSE THIS IS NOT A DANCEABLE SONG

YOU CAN’T DANCE TO WEDDING MARCH THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE STOP

omg the Ping-Pong Song is hilarious with this

May 23

thelifeandtimesofvictoria:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

That went a completely different direction than I thought it was going to go

unlike one direction fans

May 23

caitlin2e:

misanthropic-librarian:

 

QUICK, BE A LESBIAN WHILE THERE’S STILL TIME!!!

May 23
May 23

thatsthepowerofpinesol:

good lord so someone posted this ”What Your Favourite Disney Prince Says About You” on Facebook and first of all it’s really freaking dumb (though the last one is kinda funny) but mostly I’ve just been laughing at this picture for like 10 minutesimage

what the hell is going on with his face 

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hello princess